Except that in reality, . He's just sulking in his room (no, there were no lawsuits for burning things and losing millions of dollars from his superiors, thank you, he just got deprived of dessert) playing the next Assassin's Creed as a discreet product placement. Whereas I, to really emphasize that a character is a big jerk, I would have him play Assassin's Creed , okay, but the third one. And worse: like it. With that, we would know that he's really mean, tasteless and incidentally, completely incoherent. But who knows why, no one ever listens to me. I'm the one who should be sulking. But I can tell you don't care, you little ingrates.
Let's get back to our sheep.
Because while Viktor grumbles in his nerdy solitude, Professor Storm arrives.
"Viktor, come on, stop being a slob. Come on, I managed to get you approved for the team. We c level executive list need you on this project.
" "No, because I hate your superiors and this whole company.
" "Don't worry, this time they won't bother us.
" "Oh really? Why?
" "Because... uh... they... well... oh shit. You mean just saying it isn't enough?
" "Well, no. You were in their office the previous scene getting yelled at, so I guess they're still pretty involved, right?
" "... okay, come on, listen, come back, don't be a whore.
" "And why, please?
" "Because I have a team of brilliant young people. And we're going to do this teleportation project. Without you if necessary. Would you want to miss out?"
" Grmblblblblbl. " says Von Doom, who has a very big ego, before agreeing. But wait, hadn't the project been back on track for ages? Since it was well underway when Reed arrived? So, Mr. Von Doom didn't care, but now, no, suddenly he can't screw this up anymore? Is this... crazy? Okay, let's just say he's the fickle kind. You see, I'm trying to put wedges under the script. I'm nice, actually. And to think I'm being accused of bad faith is crazy.
Von Doom joins the team, and we discover that if he hates Storm's superiors, it's because, in fact, he hates everyone. So, Earth deserves its fate, humans too, and then animals, plants, and anyway, everything is hidden from us and he knows it because he read it on the Internet. Here: Mr. Von Doom is actually an average Facebook user. I'm sure he has a tattoo with a phrase like " Love is stronger than hate, " including the mistake, tattooed on one wrist. He's also very much in love with Susan, since being the only girl in the film, it really limits the possibilities unless you have tendencies disapproved of by Donald Trump. One of the other reasons why he agreed to return to the project (except that again, she had already been on it for ages, so no, it still makes no sense). Storm quickly explains to Susan, Reed and Viktor that they will have to work together, because by exploring the world hidden on the other side of the teleporter, there is a good chance of finding new resources that could greatly help Humanity (who said " oil "?).
Viktor Von Doom isn't quite on the team yet
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